Ask Murray

Welcome to Ask Murray - not that he asked you to.

Murray runs the shop. The flooring shop. He’s seen it all, measured it all, and shouted at most of it.

You’ve got a question? That’s cute. Type it in below and he’ll give you an answer - one he definitely didn’t rehearse and absolutely regrets giving.

Will he help? No. Will he mock you? Almost certainly.

Go on then. Ask Murray. See what happens.

Ask Murray

Murray’s waiting. Don’t waste his time.